when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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