i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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