omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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