Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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