The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
