So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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