So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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