I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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