these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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