We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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