32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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