Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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