im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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