Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm both gender and math confused
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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