fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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