At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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