i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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