hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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