just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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