Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
There are leaves in my underwear?
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