Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
