So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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