The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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