This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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