nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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