belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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