Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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