All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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