We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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