Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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