Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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