I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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