i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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