I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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