I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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