dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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