I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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