If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
