I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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