I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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