I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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