I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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