This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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