physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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