so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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