I want to make a zoo with you.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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