Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yo dont text me then not text me
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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