Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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