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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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