my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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