Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
