Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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