it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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