if you like me you must not know who I am
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
